- Landlord: You three are easily the foulest young women I've ever encountered. Absolutely vile.
- Cleo Brown: I mean, I feel like that's a bit of a stretch.
- [half-naked man walks out]
- Cleo Brown: Good timing.
- Gabe Paul: Morning.
- Dave Hatchett: Are they in this?
- Mike Hatchett: Times have changed, bro. Diversity before talent.
- Cleo Brown: It's ok. I don't need a pep talk. I have a thick skin. I'm good.
- Gabe Paul: I was just gonna tell you to quit. This whole thing is just a bunch of assholes in over priced gear. Save yourself the misery.
- Cleo Brown: Have you even ever competed before?
- Lucy Lin: Tina, help!
- Gabe Paul: It's easy. You just dedicate your entire childhood to it and your parents get a divorce because they don't agree on coaching styles, and then you lose and you let your whole family and your entire country down.
- Tina Gates: [to the bartender] Do what you gotta do. I'm gonna be awhile. Decisions are hard for me.
- Cleo Brown: I can only dream of having a fan base of tasteless middle aged men while I direct women how to play non-threatening housewives in detergent commercials.
- Dane Blake: Hey, seriously. If you bomb, it's totally cool, because nobody knows who you are. Good luck.
- Cleo Brown: [at drivethru] And, ah. 60 chicken nuggets. Who has money?
- Lucy Lin: [unintelligible]
- Tina Gates: Gambling problem.
- Drunk Tourist Guy: Cleo, your boyfriend's gay.
- Cleo Brown: Ex. Ex-boyfriend. You know what? Good for him. Let's do shots.