Angel Beats! (TV Series)
Departure (2010)
Blake Shepard: Yuzuru Otonashi
Quotes
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Yuzuru Otonashi : I think I'll have better luck talking with someone around here who's not some kind of high school sniper with an M-16 or whatever it is.
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Yuzuru Otonashi : I should go to the hospital.
Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana : There aren't any hospitals.
Yuzuru Otonashi : Huh? Why not?
Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana : Because no one gets sick.
Yuzuru Otonashi : Why not?
Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana : Because everyone is dead.
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Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana : Amnesia's quite common here. People who were hurt in any kind of accident before coming here often hurt their head.
Yuzuru Otonashi : Then prove it, smart-ass! Prove that I can't die since I already... did?
Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana : [sadly] Hand sonic.
[Angel's hand and forearm instantly transform into a sword which she immediately and forcefully runs through Yuzuru's chest]
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Yuzuru Otonashi : Isn't there someone I can actually trust around here? Someone with a driver's license at least? A teacher? Wait a minute - where the hell are all the teachers?
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Yuzuru Otonashi : And, by the way, you ARE joking about being reincarnated as anything but human, right?
Matsushita : It's no joke.
Yuzuru Otonashi : I mean, how do you know that for sure? Who saw that happen? You don't know that for sure.
Yuri Nakamura : Of course we don't know "for sure," but Buddhism doesn't say we're only going to be reborn as humans, now does it?
Yuzuru Otonashi : But, seriously - a barnacle?