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Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (2010)

Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett

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Quotes 

• Professor Ian Duncan : Try telling that to your catatonic friend.

  Shirley Bennett : I got a better idea. Why don't we sing it?

  Britta Perry : Wait, what?

  Jeff Winger : Yeah, let's not go overboard.

  Shirley Bennett : Will you two commit to something for a change?

  Jeff Winger : Let's sing it!

  Britta Perry : Yeah, let's sing.

  Troy Barnes : Can we sing while we blow Duncan away?

  Jeff Winger : Absolutely.

  [everyone fire their magic weapons at Duncan] 

  Shirley Bennett : You start, Britta.

  [the characters break out in song] 

  Britta Perry : Christmas time is a time to sing. That's what Christmas is for.

  Annie Edison : Christmas can even be a hannukkah thing. That's what Christmas is for.

  Shirley Bennett : And for a huge percentage of this God-fearing planet it's about the birth of Jesus Christ.

  Jeff Winger : But for the rest of us it's still a good time to remember that it's good to be nice.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Music and cookies and liquor and trees. That's what Christmas is for.

  Troy Barnes : Video games for two straight weeks. That's what Christmas is for.

  Annie Edison : Hanging out with the people you love.

  Jeff Winger , Annie Edison : And saying I love you.

  Britta Perry : That's what Christmas is...

  Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes , Annie Edison , Pierce Hawthorne : That's what Christmas is... That's what Christmas is for!

• Abed Nadir : Merry Christmas, everybody.

  Shirley Bennett : Don't you mean season's greetings?

  Abed Nadir : Come on, Shirley, you know it's Christmas.

  Shirley Bennett : Yes, but as a modern Christian, I've learned to be sensitive to other cultures' jealousies.