Community (TV Series)

Asian Population Studies (2011)

Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Andre Bennett

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• Troy Barnes : Okay. I have to figure out if Shirley did it with her ex-husband the week after Halloween.

  Pierce Hawthorne : How are you gonna do that?

  Troy Barnes : I got moves.

  [Approaches Andre] 

  Troy Barnes : So, bun in the oven. Guess it's no surprise, after working on it.

  Andre Bennett : I wouldn't quite say working on it, just kind of happens.

  Troy Barnes : Oh, yeah, I do. Especially when the season's right. Oh. Dead leaves. Pumpkins everywhere. Nature's Viagra, right?

  Andre Bennett : I guess.

  Troy Barnes : And then when all the pumpkins just start to rot and all the children have removed their outfits because they've already gotten their candy.

  Andre Bennett : You know, I'm gonna go talk to some other people, all right?

  [He leaves] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : So?

  Troy Barnes : His mind is like a fortress.

• Andre Bennett : You ever have something that you didn't truly appreciate until you didn't have it anymore?

  Jeff Winger : [looks forlornly into the distance]  Oh, yeah. Keristina.

  Andre Bennett : Old girlfriend?

  Jeff Winger : Almond facial scrub. They only make it in Finland.

• Andre Bennett : Hey, how about a round of soft serve on me?

  [Andre exits] 

  Shirley Bennett : Isn't he handsome?

  Britta Perry : Shirley, I've been fed a lot of soft serve by a lot of guys. Sometimes it's rent money, sometimes it's Chili Peppers tickets. And, yeah, I'll admit it, one time it was a gym bag full of nickels. But it never lasts and they never change.

  Shirley Bennett : Britta, I'm a grown-ass woman and I made my decision.

  Britta Perry : How do you know it's the right one?

  Shirley Bennett : Because I'm pregnant, okay? I was going to wait to share my exciting news, but now's a good time to tell you that I am eight weeks along. Which is a little surprising.

  Troy Barnes , Pierce Hawthorne : Halloween.

  Shirley Bennett : What?

  Troy Barnes , Pierce Hawthorne : Nothing.

• Annie Edison : Uh...

  Jeff Winger : [whispers]  Shirley.

  Andre Bennett : Oh, wow. What you gonna do, baby?

  Shirley Bennett : I don't know.

  [Chang falls to his knees in front of Shirley silently pleading] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Shirley, this is the best kettle corn I've ever had. If you don't vote for Rich, I'll shatter your world.

  Shirley Bennett : You gonna what?

  Pierce Hawthorne : I'll shatter your world!

  Shirley Bennett : I heard you. I vote for Chang.

• Jeff Winger : What do we know about Ben Chang? We know he's nuts.

  Ben Chang : [interrupts]  Let him finish!

  Jeff Winger : We know he's dangerous. Unpredictable. Selfish. We know he uses his name to make bad puns.

  Ben Chang : Guilty as Chang'd.

  Jeff Winger : When he talks, he over- and under-emphasizes words seemingly at random. When he eats, he holds his fork like a murderer's knife, gnawing at its skewered payload like a deranged woodland rodent.

  Ben Chang : Bring it home!

  Jeff Winger : We know he smells like Band-Aids. We know he dresses like a Cuban cab driver. We know he exhibits... nay, flaunts, proudly, obvious symptoms of over half a dozen disorders you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy's pets.

  Ben Chang : [sing-songy]  Feel the heat!

  Jeff Winger : We know these things about Ben Chang and so much more than we ever wanted to know about him. Why? Because it's there. It's on the surface. What you see may be what you don't want, but it's also what you get.

  Andre Bennett : [underwhelmed]  Wow.