Community (TV Series)
Accounting for Lawyers (2010)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : I think this is it. Print it.
[a janitor catches them]
Janitor : Excuse me! Who are you guys? This is not your office.
Troy Barnes : I can explain.
[Beat]
Troy Barnes : Let me explain.
[Annie runs up behind the janitor and knocks him out with a chloroformed rag]
Troy Barnes : Oh my God.
Annie Edison : I didn't know what to do.
Troy Barnes : Oh my God.
Abed Nadir : I usually have one foot out of reality. Even I'm freaking out right now.
Troy Barnes : You chloroformed the janitor?
Annie Edison : Stop yelling! You're the ones who got caught!
Troy Barnes : You're the one who's yelling!
Annie Edison : We're in trouble! We have to do something!
Troy Barnes : I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
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Jeff Winger : All right, let's do it.
Abed Nadir : Jeff can't go. He has class.
Alan Connor : Well, those cargo pants would suggest otherwise. Heh, heh. What has this place done to you?
Jeff Winger : You have no idea.
Buzz : [Puts a hat on Jeff] Hat club!
[and runs off]
Jeff Winger : Now you have some idea.
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Jeff Winger : [Jeff hiding his face with his hand] See that guy over there? The one wearing the Gucci suit in a lightweight woven wool-mohair? We used to work together.
Abed Nadir : [quietly] Cool. So he's from your origins?
Jeff Winger : [quietly] This is all I need.
Abed Nadir : [calls out to Alan] Excuse me, sir. You're all my friend needs.
[Jeff glares at Abed]
Abed Nadir : Your mouth isn't curved upwards. Did I misread something?
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Abed Nadir : Alan is to Jeff what Rob Lowe is to James Spader in 1990's Bad Influence.
Shirley Bennett : He's a bad influence.
Abed Nadir : You saw it?
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Abed Nadir : [Troy walking past the tunnel Abed painted on the library] Psst! Troy, it's me.
Troy Barnes : Abed?
Abed Nadir : I made it through. I'm a cartoon now.
Troy Barnes : That's impossible.
Abed Nadir : Nothing's impossible in here. Animals talk, your heart is shaped like a heart and the smell of pie can make you float. You have to believe, Troy.
[Troy prepares to run into the cartoon tunnel, Abed reveals himself]
Abed Nadir : Wait, you don't have to believe.
Troy Barnes : I didn't. I didn't.
Abed Nadir : I may have done some damage there.
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Jeff Winger : Is it me, or is this campus getting more cartoonish every day?
Abed Nadir : Yep, it's exciting. I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it.
