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Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design (2010)

Kevin Corrigan: Professor Sean Garrity

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• Jeff Winger : Does the drama club have those fake guns that fire blanks?

  Professor Sean Garrity : Of course. We just used them in a modern retelling of MacBeth set in gangster-era Chicago.

  Jeff Winger : Fresh take. Never would have thought of it.

  [to Annie] 

  Jeff Winger : And you call me lazy.

• Annie Edison : What is this place?

  Professor Sean Garrity : This, Annie, is night school. Every student, every teacher, every class. Figments. Puffs of hot air from the lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorn's dream. I made it up. Night school doesn't exist. I used to be a student here at Greendale like you, Jeff. Then one day, I invented a fake course to get a free credit. To keep up the lie I had to create a fake teacher, who needed other fake classes that needed to be filled with fake students and so on, and so on, and so on, exchetera.

  Jeff Winger : Did you just mispronounce et cetera?

  Professor Sean Garrity : My Latin class was fake, Jeff. Like all my classes, like my life. Aren't you listening?

  Jeff Winger : Yeah, I am. And a very familiar feeling is starting to come over me. I feel like someone is trying to teach me something.

• Professor Sean Garrity : My family name is Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the Nazis.

• Jeff Winger : By the way, next time you walk someone to your fake lair, don't pass the Theater Department. Drama Professor Sean Garrity.

  Annie Edison : Whoa.

  Professor Sean Garrity : Thank God. That character was killing me. Word of advice, if you ever scrape the dean's car, don't tell him you're gonna pay him back in acting. On Thanksgiving, I'm supposed to crash his family dinner and accuse him of stealing my girlfriend.