NCIS (TV Series)

Moonlighting (2010)

Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto

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Quotes 

• Abby Sciuto : I have faith that if anyone can dig through burnt out remains and find uncooked cellular material, it's you two.

  Jimmy Palmer : [Groans]  Remind me not to let you give a speech at my wedding.

• Abby Sciuto : [re: McGee]  Just think about his last girlfriend: she tried to kill him.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah, I get it. You're trying to cover McGee like a protective hen.

  Dr. Donald Mallard : Or an overprotective panther.

• Jimmy Palmer : I need help, Doctor. I can't tell whether this is a metacarpal or metatarsal bone.

  Dr. Donald Mallard : Neither. No, it's the lower extremity of a Lepus cuniculus.

  Jimmy Palmer : A rabbit's foot?

  Dr. Donald Mallard : Yeah. Look at the markings here on the end. It's where the metal keychain cap was attached.

  Jimmy Palmer : Huh. Someone must've been carrying this for good luck. I wonder if they can get their money back?

  [chuckles until Ducky gives him a disapproving look] 

  Jimmy Palmer : I am so sorry. Uh, that was just a joke. And it was not a good joke. I realize that, now.

  Abby Sciuto : [entering]  DNA! I need more. I finished ID'ing the first four victims - ugh! - and I'm ready for a new batch.

  Dr. Donald Mallard : Mr. Palmer, if you've finished your multi-species insensitivity?

• Special Agent Timothy McGee : [referring to her megaphone]  Abby, do you really need that thing?

  Abby Sciuto : Need, McGee? Reason not the need, McGee.