NCIS (TV Series)
Moonlighting (2010)
Brian Dietzen: Jimmy Palmer
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Quotes
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Dr. Donald Mallard : [after Jimmy explains having disliked sand since itching excessive following playing in some as a child] Well it wasn't the sand, Mr. Palmer, but the sand mite.
Jimmy Palmer : Sand might what?
Dr. Donald Mallard : The sand mite bit you.
Jimmy Palmer : Sand bites?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Well, sand mites might bite.
Jimmy Palmer : I'm grammatically lost.
Dr. Donald Mallard : But medically found.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You spent like 6 hours online last night. You need to unplug. Talk to real people.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, these are real people, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : *Living* breathing people with lungs and skin you can touch and interact with. Gotta find you one of those.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Yeah, well. I got one of the other kind. Petty Officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
Jimmy Palmer : [Excitedly] Oh all right!... That is not an appropriate reaction, is it?
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Petty officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
Jimmy Palmer : Oh all right!
[Gibbs gives him a look]
Jimmy Palmer : That is not an appropriate reaction is it?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know, Boss. I'm as shocked as you are, but *Ziva* invited the Gremlin up here.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Don't get him wet.
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Abby Sciuto : I have faith that if anyone can dig through burnt out remains and find uncooked cellular material, it's you two.
Jimmy Palmer : [Groans] Remind me not to let you give a speech at my wedding.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [seeing Jimmy trying to put ointment on an alergic reaction on his back] Dear God! Someone fed him after midnight.
Ziva David : Jimmy, what happened to you?
Jimmy Palmer : Turns out I am really allergic to henna, but I-I can't reach back there. So do you think you guys could...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [grabbing his bag and hurrying toward the elevator] I'm late for a squash game.
Ziva David : [hurrying toward the elevator] I'm sorry I gotta get the hell out of here.
Jimmy Palmer : Please, guys! It really itches!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's what girlfriends are for!
Jimmy Palmer : Yeah, yeah, ok. I can get the top part.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Stay, stay, stay!
Ziva David : No please! It might be contagious.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pointing to Ziva] She'll do it! She'll do it!
Ziva David : I may have to hurt you massively. I may have to hurt you massively!
Jimmy Palmer : I would do it for you!
Ziva David : No you wouldn't!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's a surprising bit of editorial coming from the once-and-future king of Dorkland.
Jimmy Palmer : Hey. I now have a girlfriend.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The king is dead.
[Puts his hand on McGee's shoulder]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Long live the king.
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Jimmy Palmer : I need help, Doctor. I can't tell whether this is a metacarpal or metatarsal bone.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Neither. No, it's the lower extremity of a Lepus cuniculus.
Jimmy Palmer : A rabbit's foot?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Yeah. Look at the markings here on the end. It's where the metal keychain cap was attached.
Jimmy Palmer : Huh. Someone must've been carrying this for good luck. I wonder if they can get their money back?
[chuckles until Ducky gives him a disapproving look]
Jimmy Palmer : I am so sorry. Uh, that was just a joke. And it was not a good joke. I realize that, now.
Abby Sciuto : [entering] DNA! I need more. I finished ID'ing the first four victims - ugh! - and I'm ready for a new batch.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Mr. Palmer, if you've finished your multi-species insensitivity?
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : He was thrown in alive?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Petty Officer was trying to be a good samaritan.
Jimmy Palmer : No good deed goes unpunished.