The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Another Bad Thanksgiving (2010)

Jason Sudeikis: Holt Richter

Quotes 

• Donna Tubbs : [to Janet]  Girl, what did you do last night?

  Holt Richter : [as he comes downstairs]  Me. Rub a dub-dub. Two men in two Tubbs. Their last name is Tubbs.

• Janet : [to Holt]  Look, about last night...

  Holt Richter : Rob Lowe.

  Janet : You and me...

  Holt Richter : Dupree.

  Janet : We...

  Holt Richter : Women's Entertainment network.

• Cleveland Brown : Gotta go find Holt and Janet.

  [to the turkey] 

  Cleveland Brown : Luke Wilson, make sure no one steals my goggles.

  Holt Richter : [walks over to Cleveland]  Cle-Bro. Grub time. They were out of sliders, so I got you popcorn shrimp.

  Cleveland Brown : [to Donna; crying]  I told you I'm sick. I found him an hour ago. I was gonna tell you, but then I got hungry and thirsty. Oh, Donna. Nobody is more disappointed in me right now than I am.

• Cleveland Brown : Holt, you don't wanna marry Janet.

  Holt Richter : Because of the C-section scar? Doesn't bother me. Bothers me a little.

• Janet : Look, Holt. I can't marry you. My sister's right. You're too nice a guy for a party girl like me.

  Holt Richter : Oh, God. I think I need a Red Bull.

  [someone hands him a Red Bull] 

  Holt Richter : Thank you, Freddy.

  Janet : I'm just realizing that I'm not ready to settle down right now. I'm sorry, but I am open to being non-monogamous, long-distance boyfriend and girlfriend.

  Holt Richter : What does that mean?

  Janet : I'll sleep with you whenever I'm in town.

  Holt Richter : Do I still have to dress up like Austin Powers?

  Janet : I never asked you to do that.

  Holt Richter : Didn't have to. Wedding's off, everybody, but we're still gonna shag, baby.