Futurama (TV Series)

Cold Warriors (2011)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Yancy Fry Sr., URL, Mr. Panucci

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Quotes 

• [Fry sneezes, launching his tissue walrus on a slice of the pizza they are eating] 

  Yancy Fry Jr. : Ew!

  Yancy Fry, Sr. : I've had worse. When I was shot down over Korea I had to eat Kimchi. He was our interpreter.

• Yancy Fry, Sr. : You still haven't thanked me for pulling you out of the lake, soldier.

  Philip J. Fry : I could have flip-flopped out.

  Yancy Fry, Sr. : I know that. I know I give you the business sometimes, but if I'm hard on you it's only because I want you to grow up strong and resilient. Someday, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can't even conceive of them. But I know you'll pull through and make me proud. I love you, son. Now, bundle up. I don't want you getting frozen.

• Mr. Panucci : [Back in 1988]  Hey, Barack! Pizza goin' out. Come on!

  Barack Obama : Man, I've got to go back to law school.

  Philip J. Fry : Pffft! I'm not gonna wind up a loser like that guy.

• Philip J. Fry : Help! I'm drowning!

  [gurgles] 

  Yancy Fry, Sr. : Don't worry, son. You'll freeze before you drown.

• Bender : Can we please go home and die now?

• [first lines] 

  Yancy Fry, Sr. : Double time, soldier. I want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours.

  Philip J. Fry : [shivers]  It's too cold, Dad. My teen region is freezing off.

  Yancy Fry, Sr. : [blows raspberry]  You don't know what cold is. I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal. To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.

• [last lines] 

  Yancy Fry, Sr. : Now, bundle up. I don't want you getting frozen.