Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum, Ask That Guy With the Glasses

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Ma-Ti from Captain... Planet?

  Ma-Ti : I can sense you all.

  [That Chick with the Goggles and Sage punch him] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Leave that little Indian... Mexican... thing alone.

• Nostalgia Critic : Are you on my team?

  That Chick With The Goggles : No.

  [Critic punches her] 

• Nostalgia Critic : Alright, Nerd, let's pick up where we left off.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : You mean with me kicking your ass?

  Nostalgia Critic : Shut up!

• Chester A. Bum : Leave the nice Mr. 'MaCritic' alone!

  [punches Nerd and starts kicking him] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Get off me, you retarded bum.

• Ask That Guy with the Glasses : You two, do you even remember what you were fighting about all this time?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd , Nostalgia Critic : No.

  Ask That Guy with the Glasses : Then why are we all fighting? This isn't a time for comic book violence, this is a time for unity. For everyone to bring their creativity together to create something new and better.

  Nostalgia Critic : You know, he's right. We shouldn't hate each other. We should join forces to hate other things.

• Ask That Guy with the Glasses : In fact, I'm sure there are alot of you who want to do crossovers, aren't there? Because everyone really eats that shit up.

• Nostalgia Critic : Hey, the Epic Fail guy.

  Sean : It's Sean.

  Nostalgia Critic : Whatever.

• Linkara : [AVGN and Kyle are kicking Nostalgia Critic]  Hold it! Let the wussy go.

  Nostalgia Critic : Hey, I will not let you talk about Nostalgia Chick that way.

• Nostalgia Critic : That's what the Cloverfield monster should have been!

• Nostalgia Critic : [singing]  There's a bright sunny day in Chicago/There's a bright sunny day in Chicago/Corruptions as high as an elephant's eye/And the meter's cost $74.25.

  [Shows Rob kicking a parking meter] 

• Nostalgia Critic : Benzaie! I knew you'd come to our aid. Quick, clench your fists in rage and score one for our side.

  [Benzaie punches Linkara] 

  Nostalgia Critic : He's on our side.

• Nostalgia Critic : Eat hot lead, you festering sack of whore!

• Nostalgia Critic : [Benzaie punches him]  What the hell, Benzaie?

  Benzaie : Désolé, Monsieur le porte-parole, mais je suis un joueur d'abord et un autre ami, et très franchement, Monsieur le Video Game Nerd est un Dieu parmi les joueurs. Donc, désolé, mais je dois envoyer vers vous un monde de douleur.

  [translates to: "Sorry, Mr. Critic, but I'm a gamer first and a friend second, and quite frankly, Mr. Video Game Nerd is a God among gamers. So, sorry, but I must deliver you unto a world of pain."] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Fortunately, I can read your subtitles, you backstabbing, snail-eater. I hate you!

  Benzaie : [in English]  That's a shame, because I 'loe' you.

• Nostalgia Critic : People, I'm no good at making speeches and, um... well, that's all I've got.

• Nostalgia Critic : Alright, Nerd, this is it. No more to-be-continue's. No more do-overs. It's time that we have the FINAL battle... for the last time!

• Ask That Guy with the Glasses : Come on, people, let's all join together and take a picture to show everybody how truly united we are. Oh, not you, Ma-Ti.