Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

A Tribute to Siskel and Ebert (2009)

Bhargav Dronamraju: Ma-Ti

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : In 1998, things started to take a turn for the worse. Siskel was checked into the hospital for treatment of a brain tumor. But did that stop the guy from reviewing films? Fuck no! He actually did the reviews from his hospital bed with a picture posted like he was right there. Which was a little creepy, but it still showed he had balls. But hell, if there's a way to get something done, you just take that way to get it done. Isn't that right, Ma-Ti?

  [a still picture of Ma-Ti, which changes based on his mood, appears with the caption "Ma Ti Live from Beating Heart Hospital"] 

  Ma-Ti : Oh, yes, Critic, just do your best and you will succeed.

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah. That guy has balls, doesn't he?

  Ma-Ti : Yes, Critic, he certainly has strong, plentiful balls.

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, by the way, what the hell are you doing in the hospital?

  Ma-Ti : I'm having my balls removed.

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh.

  Ma-Ti : I'm officially a pussy.

  Nostalgia Critic : Well, I don't know if that officially makes you a...

  Ma-Ti : Pussy!