- Casper: [responding to a character in the movie] Hey, her screaming turned into the Nostalgia Critic!
- [pause]
- Casper: [Nostalgia Critic tries to attack Casper, Casper just taunts him] SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT!
- Harvey: Honey, I think maybe it's time that we sat down and...
- Kat: It's a little late for that, Dad.
- Harvey: How late?
- Kat: Oh, don't worry. Not that late.
- Nostalgia Critic: [as Kat] I already had the abortion.
- [Critic's Casper is shocked]
- Nostalgia Critic: OK. That's a little bit disturbing...
- Casper: Wow.
- Nostalgia Critic: OK. OK. Just a little bit dark humor...
- Casper: WOW!
- Nostalgia Critic: OK! OK! Just move on!
- Casper: You sicken me.
- [repeated line]
- Casper, Nostalgia Critic: [singing; in unison] Exposition, exposition / Rush it out, ASAP