- Chester A. Bum: I ATE MY CAR THINKING IT WAS A COOKIE ONCE! Only it wasn't a cookie... or a car... IT WAS MAN!
- Nostalgia Critic: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? I'M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC! Not the Pussified-emotional-cries-over-every-Sesame-Street-related-motion-picture-epic-where-every-person-puppet-and-occasional-animated-animal-tugs-at-your-heartstrings CRITIC!
- Nostalgia Critic: I haven't seen this movie in years, I just remember that it was weird and childish. I mean, okay, it's a CHILDREN'S movie, but that's beside the point!