Nostalgia Critic: We're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before, this outta be interesting. Cool, so what's Mario's last name?
Mario: Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, now what's your last name?
Mario: Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: No, what's your *last* name?
Mario: Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: No... okay, what's you're first name?
Mario: Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: Alright, now what's your last name?
Mario: Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: Fuck you.
[to Luigi]
Nostalgia Critic: What's your first name?
Luigi: Luigi.
Nostalgia Critic: And what's your last name?
Mario: Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: Shut up!
[to Luigi]
Nostalgia Critic: What's your last name?
Luigi: Luigi Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: Those are both first... Okay, what's your first name?
Luigi: Luigi.
Nostalgia Critic: And what's your last name?
Mario: Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: SHUT THE FUCK...
[to Luigi]
Nostalgia Critic: What's your full name?
Luigi: Luigi Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?
Luigi: Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario.
Nostalgia Critic: Are you fucking kidding me?