- Abby Sciuto: A mini pow? Ugh. This is another bad omen. Gibbs, this does not bode well for my future.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Abby, I wouldn't worry about it.
- Abby Sciuto: Why's that?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Because I got your back. Always have.
- [Gibbs kisses her on the cheek]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Always will.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I got it!
- [Grabs Grouch Marx glasses from a drawer and puts them on]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Never fails to please.
- [DiNozzo turns around and faces Gibbs]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hi boss. This isn't what it looks like.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Just out of curiosity, how exactly does this look?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It looks like we got a dead Marine. Grab your gear. ,, And a little self-respect, DiNozzo.
- Natalia: Anyone could tell I have a cat.
- Abby Sciuto: One orange tabby, and two calicos. You're allergic to citrus. You went bowling last night. You're vitamin D difficient. Oh, and you're ovulating.
- Abby Sciuto: The only thing I do know is that I didn't find this out by accident.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Rule 40?
- Abby Sciuto: "If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are."
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What do you want me to say?
- Abby Sciuto: Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I made a mistake with the ballistics.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. No, I can't say that.
- Abby Sciuto: Then... tell me how much I've been like a daughter to you, and how much you love me.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Will that help?
- Abby Sciuto: No. What I really need to know Gibbs, is if you're gonna love me... no matter what.
- Abby Sciuto: I remember the last time the director wanted to see me. Do you know about the last time the director wanted to see me?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No.
- Abby Sciuto: Okay, no sense in mentioning it then again.
- Paloma Reynosa.: You are correct. He was killed by a sniper hiding on a ridge almost a thousand meters from here.
- Abby Sciuto: How do you know that?
- Paloma Reynosa.: Because the killer left behind a message on that ridge.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What message?
- [Paloma tosses a bullet to Abby]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Want to flip for the couch?
- Abby Sciuto: Come on, McGee. It's not like we haven't shared a bed together before.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, technically, that was a coffin. And I'm just letting you know, if you and I sleep in this bed together. I am a Quasimodo for a week.
- Abby Sciuto: I'm going to sleep on my lab table.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh come on, I said I was sorry.
- Abby Sciuto: Oh, and you don't know how much.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What is that supposed to mean?
- Abby Sciuto: You forgot to use bottled water on your toothbrush. This is *not* a room I want to sleep in tonight.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That wasn't nice. Why would you do something like that?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I don't know. Why would you create a fake online profile last year and make me fall in love with a girl that doesn't exist?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Weak laugh] Can I get back to you on that?
- Velvet Road: [about her tattoos] These aren't just for show. I own two pythons and a cobra. I've been bit more times than I can count.
- Abby Sciuto: What the bio-hazardous material is this?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's all they had.
- Abby Sciuto: A mini-pow?