The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Bob Next Door (2010)
Tress MacNeille: Cookie Kwan, Joyce
Quotes
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Joyce : [Bob, as Walt, is having lunch at the Gas and Grub cafe] Another cup of coffee, handsome? It's on the house.
Sideshow Bob : Well, that's kind of you, Joyce, but caffeine makes me jittery, and I have a task ahead of me which requires a firm hand.
Joyce : Ooh, I like a man with a firm hand. Hey, looks like you've got a loose thread on your collar.
Sideshow Bob : No, don't!
[Joyce accidentally tears off his face and screams in horror at his insides]
Sideshow Bob : My face! My beautiful, borrowed face!
[he straps his face back on with his belt and drives away]
Joyce : [running after him, until he is out of sight] Come back! I don't care if you don't have a face. I just need something warm to cuddle at night!
Marge Simpson : [the Simpsons and the real Walt drive by] Excuse me. Have you seen this man?
[she shows Joyce a picture of the pre-transplant Walt]
Joyce : Yeah, I've seen him. He, uh, said he was driving down to Mexico.
Homer Simpson : Mexico? ándale! ándale! Arriba!
Walt Warren : I don't believe her. I think she fell in love with my face, and she's trying to throw us off the scent.
Marge Simpson : Walt, it's a nice face, but I don't think it would drive a professional waitress to lie.
Walt Warren : Well, fine. You go to Mexico. I'm going to Five Corners.
[the Simpsons drive away]
Joyce : [attracted to the Bob-faced Walt] Hey, handsome. Is that a loose thread on your collar?
[she tears him off too, and he clings onto his face and bikes away, leaving Joyce disappointed to have her flirting be in vain]
Joyce : All the good men are either gay or have no face.