Royal Pains (TV Series)

Comfort's Overrated (2010)

Peter Strauss: Graham Barnes

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• Dr. Hank Lawson : Graham, when was the last time you had your eyes checked?

  Graham Barnes : I think, uh... Gerald Ford was president.

• [Graham asks why Paige went on a pretend date with Evan] 

  Evan R. Lawson : Because Paige wanted to get her parents off her back and show them proof that she wasn't single.

  Graham Barnes : She HAS a boyfriend. Me.

  Evan R. Lawson : She didn't wanna alarm them.

  Graham Barnes : Because I'm... a photographer? An artist?

  Evan R. Lawson : No, I don't think it's so much what you do. It's more that you've been doing it for a really long time - like, longer than she's been alive.

  Graham Barnes : I'm older than her. Who cares?

  Evan R. Lawson : Her parents might, because you're probably older than they are, too.