Royal Pains (TV Series)
Comfort's Overrated (2010)
Paulo Costanzo: Evan R. Lawson
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Quotes
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Evan R. Lawson : You know, my brother may, uh, reject indecent proposals. I tend to be a tad more progressive.
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Paige Collins : I want Hank, and I will pay you a finder's fee to convince him.
Evan R. Lawson : All right. You are not gonna get Hank.
Paige Collins : I tend to get what I want.
Evan R. Lawson : You will never get it from Hank in a million years. Trust me, he's as stubborn as an ox.
Paige Collins : Mule.
Evan R. Lawson : Ox.
Paige Collins : I see the family resemblance. Twenty seconds to win me over. Go.
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[Graham asks why Paige went on a pretend date with Evan]
Evan R. Lawson : Because Paige wanted to get her parents off her back and show them proof that she wasn't single.
Graham Barnes : She HAS a boyfriend. Me.
Evan R. Lawson : She didn't wanna alarm them.
Graham Barnes : Because I'm... a photographer? An artist?
Evan R. Lawson : No, I don't think it's so much what you do. It's more that you've been doing it for a really long time - like, longer than she's been alive.
Graham Barnes : I'm older than her. Who cares?
Evan R. Lawson : Her parents might, because you're probably older than they are, too.
