- Hank Hill: We call it the "Commander in Beef". It's the Swiss army knife of grills, but made by a country that's not afraid to fight a war.
- Dale Gribble: Hank, you said Khan had energy, but wow!
- Bill Dauterive: He's accomplished more in ten seconds than I have in a year.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: Hurry up and get in cab before redneck neighbors steal your luggage and take it to pawn shop.