Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Blanche Morton : Honey, look, the best way to handle George is tell him the truth.

  Gracie Allen : Oh! Now I see why you and Harry have so many fights.

• Colonel Bradley : I'll never forget my first safari.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, did you shoot it or capture it alive?

  Colonel Bradley : No, no, Mrs. Burns, we travel on a safari.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, then it's a domestic animal.

• Gracie Allen : Any more questions?

  George Burns : Yeah, just one. Who's the man upstairs in his underwear?

  Gracie Allen : Any more questions?

  George Burns : No, I like that one. Who is he?

  Gracie Allen : Well, he's Colonel Bradley, a famous African hunter who spoke at our club meeting and I asked him to stay with us for a week.

  George Burns : For a week? Don't you think you should have asked my permission?

  Gracie Allen : Why?

  George Burns : I'm the head of the house.

  Gracie Allen : Oh George, I'm so relieved! You know, I thought you were mad at me, and here you are making jokes!

• Colonel Bradley : Time certainly flew - I must have been telling you of my adventures for the last two hours! I hope you weren't bored.

  Gracie Allen : Well, if I was, I was so interested I didn't even notice it.