The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Jen the Fredo (2010)

Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss

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• Roy : [Talking about The Godfather]  Fredo, in the film, he was essentially a pimp.

  Moss : No, he took the ring to Mordor.

• Moss : Oh shut up Dumpo! The elephant that got dumped!

• Moss : Arggghhh. Woman ah? What are they? Who knows. Can't live with them, can't find them sometimes. What's going on in their little heads? Don't ask me! I'm not a flipping woman psychiatrist! But I have learned one or two things from conversations with my mother.

• Moss : Compiling a playlist for a roleplaying game I'm hosting. Important to get the right atmos.

  Jen : Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.

  Moss : Kinda of like a Dungeons and Dragons thing.

  Jen : Ooohhh... is this something to do with sex?

  Moss : Ha! Far from it, Jen! No, you see, in role-playing, one person is a dungeon master, or game master, or keeper. He or she controls the world and tells the players what they're experiencing, whether battling a coal monster, or kicking back in a smelly old tavern with some roguish elves. Played over a few hours, it uses dice rolls to determine the outcome of events. Unlike most board games you might be familiar with, role-playing games often use a 20-sided dice.

  Jen : Moss?

  Moss : Yeah.

  Jen : I want to stop listening to this

  Moss : I completely understand.