Have I Got News for You (TV Series)
Episode #39.5 (2010)
Lembit Öpik: Self
Quotes
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Lembit : [On Esther Rantzan losing her deposit] Someone has to say it - That's Life!
[Audience Groans]
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Lembit : The great thing about losing my seat is I can take a fee for this now, instead of getting this kind of abuse for nothing!
[laughter and applause]
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Ian : I'm interested in the human story of what Lembit is going to do now.
Jo : Go for it, then.
Lembit : Are there any head hunters in the audience? I've always wanted to do whatever it is you're looking for... I don't know yet.
Ian : It's brutal, democracy, isn't it?
Lembit : No, but you are!
[audience react]
Lembit : You were horrible to me the *last* time I was on the show as well.
Ian : I don't believe it! It's the sort of lies you politicians tell!
Lembit : I'm not a politician!
[Cheering and applause]