- Shawn Spencer: Can I just say what I... what I came here to say, please?
- [Juliet sighs, turns to face Shawn]
- Shawn Spencer: I have a motorcycle.
- Juliet O'Hara: [frowns] Yes. You do.
- Shawn Spencer: Yes, I do. And you know what? It is... it is the purest form of freedom that I have ever experienced. You zip through traffic, park anywhere, you never have to take anyone to the airport, you certainly don't have to help anyone move. Easily the best purchase I've ever made in my life, and I have never regretted it, not for one second.
- Juliet O'Hara: Great. You love your motorcycle. Is there a point to this?
- Shawn Spencer: Yeah, there's a point. The point is, since I met you, I... I've been thinking about getting a car.
- [pause]
- Juliet O'Hara: [smiles] And you're not thinking something... practical or... sensible...
- Shawn Spencer: Oh, God, no. I'm not throwing in the towel altogether.
- [they kiss]
- Shawn Spencer: Trust me Gus, we hear Despereaux's pitch, then it's smoked salmon, poutine and Coffee Crisp from here on out.
- Carlton Lassiter: Spencer, Guster, I cannot help you anymore.
- Shawn Spencer: Wait, you've helped us before?
- Carlton Lassiter: I swear, I am going to leave you to rot in this backward, rain-drenched den of politeness.
- [to Mackintosh]
- Carlton Lassiter: No offense.
- Corporal Robert Mackintosh: None taken. I like your suit.
- Pierre Despereaux: You genuinely wanted me to be the greatest thief that ever lived.
- Shawn Spencer: You know that's right.
- Pierre Despereaux: Well, gentlemen, I need you to know that I am capable of all the things you thought I could do, and more. And I'd like the opportunity to prove it to you.
- Burton Guster: You don't have to prove to us that you're a great criminal.
- Pierre Despereaux: I want to.
- Burton Guster: You shouldn't.
- Pierre Despereaux: But I will.
- Younger Male Tourist: This is awesome!
- Older Male Tourist: Snaps a picture of Shawn and Juliet kissing
- Shawn Spencer: Oh, sorry.
- Juliet O'Hara: We never do this
- Shawn Spencer: Well, once we did it
- Juliet O'Hara: Well, I mean, not like this.
- Shawn Spencer: This is an escalation of anything that happened previously... Maybe we should adjourn somewhere else?
- Juliet O'Hara: Yes
- Juliet O'Hara: Squeals and laughs as she falls over while kissing Shawn in a shop.
- Older Lady: Is this on sale?
- Juliet O'Hara: I don't work here... I like your pearls.
- Older Lady: You're very nice... for a slut
- Security Guard: Taps on car window with a baton
- Juliet O'Hara: You know what? Maybe now's not the time. I have a flight in an hour.
- Shawn Spencer: Wait a minute. I have a room. A really nice one. Paid for by a convicted criminal.
- Juliet O'Hara: Why do you tell me these things?
- Shawn Spencer: Full disclosure.