- Shawn Spencer: [about Juliet, unaware that she's secretly listening in] I just can't wrap myself around the fact that she's dating Declan. Actually... it's actually killing me.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn, that is not fair.
- Shawn Spencer: I know. I know it's not fair. And you're right, she likes this guy. Who am I to stand in the way?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Exactly.
- Shawn Spencer: You think I don't want her to be happy? I want her to be happy. But... serious Shawn moment, here. I want to be happy, too. And for some reason, I can't imagine that happening without Juliet.
- [Juliet gasps]
- Shawn Spencer: How crazy is that?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: On a scale of one to ten?
- Shawn Spencer: Man!
- [walks away]
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: What? I was going to say four.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I don't wanna die on an empty stomach, Barry.
- Shawn Spencer: Who is Barry?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I don't know. What do we do when we get to the end of the pier?
- Shawn Spencer: Why don't you ask Barry?
- Shawn Spencer: Do you still have that giant astronomy coloring book back at the Psych office?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: It's not a coloring book.
- Shawn Spencer: Uh-oh.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: You need to go back up in the room and tell the Feds everything she just said.
- Shawn Spencer: No Gus, this is our chance to Bourne it up! I'm Matt Damon, you're Adewale Akinnuoye-Ag... Bajnan.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: That's not how you say his name.
- Shawn Spencer: That's who you are, though.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh no I'm not. I'm not gonna be that.
- Shawn Spencer: It's too late to recast. The part is yours. Let's go take down a spy.
- Shawn Spencer: I can't believe Driggs beat me in the first round of "Find That Spy."
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn, this isn't funny. Nadia is gonna find us and kill us.
- Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a Fine Young Cannibals cover of Suspicious Minds. We're gonna find her. But we need a plan.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh, I have a plan. I'm gonna pack me a medium-sized suitcase, and move to Mexico.