Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Remember Paul? (2010)

Vanessa Williams: Renee Perry

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• Lynette Scavo : Hi...

  Renee Perry : I'm back Rodolfo. Please tell Signor Cipriani I always stay at that suite when I visit Venice and if it's not available, I will be very unhappy. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone more important I need to speak with.

  Lynette Scavo : Hi...

  Renee Perry : Hey Jose. Thanks for holding. Look, I can't do Thursday, so...

  Lynette Scavo : Jose, she'll call you back.

  Renee Perry : Lynette, you haven't changed.

  Lynette Scavo : Neither have you.

• Renee Perry : Lynette, why so mean? I worked on these compliments all the way from the airport.

  Lynette Scavo : Drive slower next time.

• Susan Delfino : So Renee, you have to tell us, what was Lynette like in college?

  Renee Perry : Absolutely fearless. She just kept wearing those parachute pants, lesbian rumours be damned.

  Lynette Scavo : Yes, Renee was always the one with the fashion sense. Before I met her, I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada or Chlamydia.

• Gabrielle Solis : Wow, you guys play rough.

  Lynette Scavo : No, it's just what we do. It's fun. I tease her about being all botulism from the nose up...

  Renee Perry : ...and I tease her about being all cottage cheese from the waist down.

• Renee Perry : I gotta say Lynette, this place is adorable. It's so cosy and intimate and...

  Lynette Scavo : Pay attention kids. You're learning a lot of new words for "small".

• Renee Perry : It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team!

• Lynette Scavo : Susan, Bree, Gaby, this is my old college roomate Renee.

  Bree Van De Kamp : Hi! It's so nice to finally meet you. Lynette has talked so much about her friend in college.

  Renee Perry : Oh yes. You know how in school the pretty girls always hang out together? Well I refused to go along with that.

• Lynette Scavo : Well, of course you can stay here as long as you want.

  Renee Perry : Thanks. And to show you my appreciation, I would like to pay for your first face-lift.

  Lynette Scavo : That is so generous. Although, now that you've had nine, you probably get the next one free.