- Deuce: Hey guys! I got tickets for Lady GaGa tonight, obstructed view.
- CeCe Jones: How obstructed?
- Deuce: Ladie's room, stall 3.
- Rocky Blue: No thanks.
- Deuce: Are you sure? I'll throw in a complementary watch!
- Rocky Blue: Yeah, we've seen these watches before, mine has the big hand, and hers has the little hand.
- Deuce: Well, you didn't buy the warranty!