S.O.L. (I) (2011)

Jason W. Schaver: Zach Winters

Quotes 

• Zach : I eat a lot when I'm sad, and I've been sad a lot lately.

  Ryan : That must be tough on you.

  Zach : It is. I also eat when I'm happy, horny, or bored and I'm almost always one of those things.

• Allison : Do you even know what I want?

  Zach : A baby?

  Allison : Well, eventually, but not right now.

  Zach : Good, because I hate those things.