Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to the camera] Hello, welcome to another episode of "Between Two Ferns", I'm your host Zach Galifianakis and...
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [intentionally mispronouncing her name] My guest today is Charlise Theron.
Charlize Theron: [correcting him, amused] Charlize Theron, that's ok everybody does that.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [correcting his notes] Charlise Theron...
Charlize Theron: [interrupts him] Theron, like "heroine", Theron.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: So you were in "Monsters Inc."?
Charlize Theron: [giggles] No, oh that's humorous.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Oh, you were in the movie "Monster"?
Charlize Theron: "Monster", yeah just "Monster."
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Did you win an Oscar for that?
Charlize Theron: I did.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Where's your Oscar statue?
Charlize Theron: It's in my house.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: It'd be cool if you hung it from the rearview mirror in your car, like a high school tassel.
Charlize Theron: [amused, laughs] Where'd that come from? That stuff just hangs out of your head? That's funny, did you write it down? You're really funny, or just remember it?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [looking at his notes] So it says here a dog lover?
Charlize Theron: Yeah, very much.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Do you have a dog?
Charlize Theron: I have a few, I adopt them, I actually recently adopted one from the pound and he actually has a really horrible disease called Leishmaniasis and it's a cancer and so his on medication right now and we hope he pulls through, it's a pretty bad disease, we don't know much about it here in America.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [interrupts her by blocking her face by using a "Need for Speed" video game case] We have a new sponsor of the show "Need for Speed Shift."
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [intentionally continuing to block her face with the video game case, to the cameraman] Which camera should I point it to?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [looking at his notes, referring to her dog with the disease] What's his name?
Charlize Theron: Ole boy.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [writing the name down] Ole boy, like a "oh boy I wish my dog wasn't sick"?
Charlize Theron: [laughs, amused]