Housewives from Another World (2010 Video)

Frankie Cullen: Max

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• Karen : Rita, what are you doing in bed with my husband?

  Rita : He said he was sad. That you'd been killed in a freak skateboarding accident. It was the least I could do.

  Karen : Get out.

  Max : [starting to climb out of bed]  You got it.

  Karen : Not you. Her.

• Max : [wakes up from his peaceful sleep and sees Karen wrapped up in a towel]  Did you take a shower?

  Karen : Yes. It helped me think. I've come to a decision.

  Max : You don't want to get a divorce, do you?

  Karen : Not at all. I was thinking: I should've been there for you. If I wasn't on the road working all the time, I could've been here to help relieve your stress better.

  Max : What?

  Karen : It's my fault. I've been a very bad, bad wife. But I can fix that.

  Max : Okay, wait. I'm not understanding this at all.

  Karen : You are the one who's designing the Orion deep space satellite, yes?

  Max : Well, yeah, but you already know that.

  Karen : You have a brilliant mind. I should be doing whatever I can to help you achieve your goals. You need to complete the satellite without delay.

  Max : I'm glad you're feeling better, but... I mean, I'm still really sorry about what happened.

  Karen : Shh. Let's not discuss that. It's finished. Done. Just let me do what a wife does for her hard-working husband.

  Max : You don't mean...

  [Karen unwraps her towel and reveals her body to Max] 

  Max : Oh, yeah. You do mean.

  Karen : Mm-hmm.

  [kisses Max on the lips and begins seducing him] 

• Max : I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

  Karen : Oh, sorry? Sorry I came home early is the only thing you're sorry about.

  Max : Look, I'm under a tremendous amount of pressure at work. You know that. The satellite project is gonna cost someone their job, and... I don't know. I just had a lot of built-up pressure I need to relieve before I exploded.

  Karen : So you explode on Rita.

  Max : She was just... there. She doesn't mean anything. It's you that I love.

  Karen : [taking another drink from her bottle]  Don't make me vomit.

  Max : I said I was sorry.

  Karen : Okay. And that's supposed to make it all right? Well, you know what? It doesn't. Not hardly.

  Max : Well, what do you want me to do?

  Karen : Leave me alone for a while, and then you can take your sorry ass onto the couch. Think you can do that?

  Max : Got it.

• [Karen's cellphone rings. Karen picks it up and places it in her ear] 

  Karen : Max.

  Max : [holding his own cellphone in his ear]  How did you know it was me?

  Karen : Call it woman's intuition.

  Max : Yeah. Well, I just wanted to check in with you and... just let you know how much I loved you.

  Karen : Is everything okay at work?

  Max : Sure. Everyone's getting their asses handed to them. Everyone but me.

  Karen : Hm. That's because you're the best at what you do.

  Max : Hey, I was thinking... um, maybe we should invite Tom and Carla over tonight for cocktails. They're both taking a real beating here and... I don't know, I feel kind of guilty.

  Karen : That's a great idea, darling.

  [holding a glowing meteorite fragment necklace in her hand] 

  Karen : There's something I've been meaning to give to Carla, anyways, and that would be the perfect opportunity.

  Max : Great. You're a doll. So I'll ask 'em.

  Karen : Max.

  Max : Yeah?

  Karen : Hurry home.

  Max : Kisses.

  Karen : Kisses.

  [turns off her cellphone while Max turns off his own]