Tom Arnold: Self

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• Sandra Bernhard : Do you swing? Do you guys swing?

  Tom Arnold : I wish! We'd like to!

  Sandra Bernhard : Cause you know what, I've been working with you, I was in Vegas with you, I was down the hall from you... we shared suites. Tiki lounge suites, I had some tacky rattan thing...

  Tom Arnold : See, we've seen you naked, but you haven't seen us naked, that may be where it is.

  Sandra Bernhard : I've seen you semi-naked in Vanity Fair...

  Roseanne Barr : Semi. Semi, yeah.

  Sandra Bernhard : Well I'm ready! I'm ready to swing with you two! I'm hot for you two! You don't know it, I think about you, I dream about you... I mean it!

  Roseanne Barr : We think and dream about you, too.

  Sandra Bernhard : Well, I don't get any calls lately!