- Beverly Lincoln: You really want to move to L.A.? You're always taking a piss out of it.
- Sean Lincoln: Only because it's never wanted me. I'm very petty that way.
- Beverly Lincoln: But why do it? Our lives are here, our friends are here.
- Sean Lincoln: Who would you miss?
- Beverly Lincoln: [a look of recognition comes over her face] We need better friends.
- Merc Lapidus: [In the wake of winning a BAFTA Award for their television series, Beverly and Sean are approached by Merc Lapidus, an American network executive] You know what my fantasy is?
- Beverly Lincoln: I'm gonna guess. Either shoes or nuns.
- [Merc and Sean laugh]
- Merc Lapidus: My fantasy is, I wake up tomorrow, and I've got your show on my network.
- Beverly Lincoln: Well, that's very flattering.
- Merc Lapidus: No, no, I'm not just blowing smoke here. I love your show. I love it. Seriously... I want to have sex with your show.
- Sean Lincoln: [Sean and Beverly are embarrassed because Julian is being forced to audition for the American version of the role in which he created] . Julian, thank you again for doing this.
- Beverly Lincoln: We're horrified you even need to go through it.
- Julian Bullard: Oh, Peaches, don't give it a second thought. I understand. I'm not new. The King won't let us play until he shows everybody how big his dick is.