- Melissa Hastings: Alison fooled us all, didn't she? I remember her constantly trashing that kid... and the whole time she was seeing him.
- Spencer Hastings: Well, Ali played a lot of games, Melissa.
- Melissa Hastings: It's probably what got her killed.
- Hanna Marin: Ok, I need to ask you guys something and I need you to be totally honest with me.
- Spencer Hastings: Of course.
- Aria Montgomery: Sure.
- Emily Fields: Sure.
- Hanna Marin: Is this side of my face fatter than this side?
- Spencer Hastings: No!
- Aria Montgomery: No!
- Emily Fields: No!
- Alison DiLaurentis: [about Spencer and Ian's kiss] Ok, gross...
- Spencer Hastings: What did you see?
- Alison DiLaurentis: Enough to make me wanna puke. He's your sister's boyfriend, and is like... old.
- Spencer Hastings: Oh, it was nothing, just forget it. Ok?
- Alison DiLaurentis: It looked like you were into it.
- Spencer Hastings: Well, I wasn't.
- Alison DiLaurentis: I hope not, because if you were that would make you a skank.
- Aria Montgomery: Camp Mona?
- Mona Vanderwaal: Don't let the camping part scare you. It's glamping not camping. M is for Mona and massages, not mosquitoes.