- Roger Doofenshmirtz: Oh, lighten up Heinz. You know what they say, you can't be T'd off, once you've teed off.
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: What! Who says that?
- Roger Doofenshmirtz: You know, they. Those guys over there.
- Creepy Twins: [in unison] You can't be T'd off, once you've teed off.
- Roger Doofenshmirtz: Creepy, huh? I've been trying to ditch those guys all day.