George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Gracie just left me a note and I've gotta read it to ya. "Dear George, I'm leaving you this note because I may be home too late to put the roast in the oven. So you put it in. I mean the roast, not the note. But if you can't remember which one, put them both in." Isn't that ridiculous?

  [George puts the note into the oven] 

• Al Simon : George, will you please sign this requisition? It's for two goboes, four junior barn doors, some senior scrim for the diffusor holders. Do you understand it?

  George Burns : Sure, what am I, a kid? I'm the boss.