Bea Benaderet: Blanche Morton

Quotes 

• Harry Morton : I bet if Gracie were married to a man like me, she wouldn't do anything silly.

  Blanche Morton : Well honey, after she married you, nothing she did would seem silly!

• Blanche Morton : I just remembered, I have a cake burning in the oven.

  [Blanche runs home] 

  Gracie Allen : Well, what's she so excited about? That's where I burn mine too.

• Blanche Morton : Harry, you remember I told you that a man cut our grass this morning? Well, he's over at Gracie's now, and she thinks he's Mr. Graham, the business manager.

  Harry Morton : After the man has been there a while, he'll believe it himself.

• Harry Morton : I'm a patient man but this is too much to ask.

  Blanche Morton : I don't know about you being a man but if you don't do this for me you'll be a patient!