Resident Alien (TV Series)
Family Day (2022)
Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle
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Quotes
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Is this how humans feel when they have a child--angry and resentful for having to care for a tiny thing? If she were a pet bird, I would leave the cage door open, and the ceiling fan on.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : They are easy when they are babies. They cannot run away or almost kill you in a car accident.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I'm very fertile.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I can be a good father. I've seen a lot of television.
Liza Vanderspiegle : Ugh! What happened to the wifi? And it smells like dead people up here!
Harry Vanderspeigle : Then you should take a shower... my darling daughter.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I will win myself; a prize, and consider giving it to you.
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Asta Twelvetrees : Well, every baby grows into Liza.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Then why do you feed them?
Asta Twelvetrees : 'Cause if you don't, they will die.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover] This is weird. She looks like me... if I fell face first into a pile of metal.
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[Harry and Asta are at the sheriff's office, discussing real Harry's daughter, who the sheriff just caught stealing a bicycle]
Harry Vanderspeigle : Liza... is her name. I'm very fertile. This is my sweet little girl.
[looks over at Liza, who is seated in the next room]
Liza Vanderspiegle : [flips Harry off]
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[Liza notices how weird her father, Harry, is behaving]
Liza Vanderspiegle : Why are you acting *so* weird? Wait, are you high?
Asta Twelvetrees : [slowly] Yes... yes he is. Ugh!
Harry Vanderspeigle : [defensively] It's legal in Colorado! Do not bum my stone, man
