Jersey Shore (TV Series)
Not So Shore (2010)
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Self
Quotes
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face.
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : I don't even know what I was... I must've... uh... I don't even know. Who knows, dog? I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. That's the first time, first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper, man. I'm the Situation, man!