Jersey Shore (TV Series)
All in the Family (2010)
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio: Self - DJ Pauly D
Quotes
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : [about Angelina] You have proven the equation that people have been trying to solve for hundreds of years. That, when you're nice to a chick and take her on four dates, you snuggle with the girl...
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : -she don't like you.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : -You buy her gifts...
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : -She will not call you.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : She will not call you. She will play you the fuck out and then she will fuck somebody three days later when she's drunk with somebody she hates!
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Vinny Guadagnino : Do we have any red cups?
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : I think that's the least of your worries. We heard you like to visit the Staten Island dump this time of year. Is it true?
Vinny Guadagnino : Yes it is.
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : Ohhh!
Angelina Pivarnick : [chuckles] That it is.
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : [to Angelina] You were dating Jose. You were going to buy the kid a birthday gift. Yeah. Happy Birthday, I banged my fucking roommate. Oh! Fucking shit!
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : Oh! Nice birthday present, Angelina!
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Nice birthday present.
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : Remind me not to get you something.
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Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : [to Mike] I can't believe your chick bounced. Did you try to put it in her butt or something? Why did she leave?
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Himself - DJ Pauly D : [to Rocio] I want to take you out. Vinny's going to take that girl, the one he's in love with. So I was going to take the girls I'm in love with...
[Rocio swoons]
Himself - DJ Pauly D : ... and I figured you could come too.
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Vinny Guadagnino : We don't go on dates.
Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D : What the hell's a date?