- Angelina Pivarnick: He's my type of guy but I'm the woman so I pick and choose when I want to have sex with a guy.
- Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: It's not sad that there's a double standard. Everybody knows there's a double standard. Everybody loves a guy that gets girls. He's the man. He's the pimp. And then everybody doesn't like a girl who is a ho and that's Angelina.
- Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: I cleaned the house. I cleaned the bathrooms. And I find a tampon chillin' right on the floor.
- Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Yo shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!
- Angelina Pivarnick: You look like Popeye on crack!