- Harry Morton: Well, Gracie, this is quite a surprise. Eight o'clock, isn't that a bit early?
- Gracie Allen: Well no, it's no surprise. Eight o'clock is always early - unless it's at night, and then it's late.
- Harry Morton: Blanche, will I be rude if I inquire about my breakfast?
- Blanche Morton: Not at all. What would you like to know?
- George Burns: Once I found a $20 bill in
- [the refrigerator]
- George Burns: . She read in the paper that if you pay for things in cold cash, you save money... .Why? I love her, that's why.