Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : [Blanche and Gracie look at dinner menus]  Everything looks so good. Blanche, what are you gonna have?

  Blanche Morton : I don't know. I think I'll have just what you have.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, wonderful, I'll have the same thing.

• Blanche Morton : Peter, what would you recommend?

  Peter the Waiter : That couple over there just had some lobsters.

  Blanche Morton : Oh, lobsters.

  Peter the Waiter : They're here from Baltimore, they're here to see the sights.

  Gracie Allen : Oh. Well, if they're here to see the sights, it would spoil their fun if we ate them.

• Gracie Allen : Oh you know, sometimes we women get so sick and tired of the kind of men we married, we wish we hadn't married them. And if there were any other kinda men, we wouldn'ta married them either!

  George Burns : What have we rats been doing now?

  Gracie Allen : Oh, dear, I don't mean you. I was talking about men, so don't take it personally.