- Jim Powell: It'd just be a hell of a lot easier if everyone knew what I was doing.
- George St. Cloud: Easier how? You reading those comic books? There's a reason those guys have secret identities, 'cause the minute someone finds out it's you, it's over. Somebody gets robbed, you don't stop it - Jim's fault. Can't be in two places at the same time, somebody gets killed - Jim's fault. Kid gets hurt just trying to be like you...
- Jim Powell: So that's IT? I gotta lie every day for the rest of my life?
- George St. Cloud: I'm a lawyer. Trust me, you get used to it.
- Daphne Powell: I'm not gonna use my powers to hook you up like a plot from one of Mom and Dad's old John Hughes movies.
- Katie Andrews: [pertaining to Stephanie's medical exam] You had a Sophie's Choice - your family or your research - and I did not want you to be haunted by that decision like Meryl Streep was.
- Stephanie Powell: You're stopping a felony, and I'm committing one. Remember when we used to have Movie Night?
- George St. Cloud: Now I see why you can't land worth a damn - you dance like you're tryin' to escape angry villagers.
- Stephanie Powell: So, whadda you say? You wanna help me break into a high security research facility?
- Katie Andrews: I thought you would never ask.