Sports commentators Colin and Terry give a blow-by-blow analysis as young would-be sports journalist Pete Griffiths lurches from one disaster to the next. Wanting out of his mate Rob's stag do in Amsterdam as the boring bride Anna is also coming,Pete claims he won't fly as it causes pollution,impressing environmentalist by-stander Chloe,who takes him to dinner with her progressive,vegetarian parents. It is a disaster. Pete bribes Anna with a present bought for Chloe's mother's birthday and she gets him an audition for her brother's television sports show but he blows it by commenting on their apparently incestuous relationship. Finally,at a party given for the happy couple by eco-warrior hunk Jake,Anna exposes Pete to Chloe as a gas-guzzling meat eater who has feigned green credentials to get her into bed.
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