- Hannah B. Williams: Just besacuse something inexplicable happens, doesn't mean The Book is responsible, Jenny. Is The Book responsible for you being a total bitch?
- Todd Smith: Dude, the only reason I'm here is to get Jenny jealous.
- Curtis Weaver: I respect that. But, not only are we gonna lose our virginities, we're gonna get laid!
- Todd Smith: Oh, I'm sorry, did I just make you jealous?
- Jenny Kolinsky: Don't be an idiot.
- Todd Smith: I may be an idiot, but, I'm an idiot with a hot date.
- Todd Smith: I just wanted to let you know that, um, nothing happened between me and Marcy... and Curtis.
- Jenny Kolinsky: Why would I care one way or the other?
- Todd Smith: You don't care that I almost had an orgy with your best friend?
- Jenny Kolinsky: I'm glad you weren't eaten alive by zombies, okay?