Simon buys Tanya a second-hand bright yellow Smart car. Grandpa thinks it's unsafe whilst Tanya is reluctant to accept such an expensive gift. Clive buys her a Yaris car,which she does accept,and she tells Simon he can keep the Smart car for himself. Clive thinks he was conned by the vendor. The family force an unwilling Simon to read out the play he has written,in which all the characters are eggs. It is anything but a cracking success.
—don @ minifie-1