- Simon Bellamy: Jessica isn't a psychotic killer. She's a virgin.
- Nathan Young: I knew there was something wrong with her!
- Simon Bellamy: There isn't anymore.
- [Nathan looks shocked, than excited]
- Nathan Young: I'm proud of you, man!
- [Nathan hugs Simon]
- Nathan Young: And I expect to hear every disgusting detail!
- Nathan Young: See it must be physically impossible. Cause if men could suck themselves off, then the female of the species would be surplus to requirements.
- Kelly Bailey: This is why people kill you.
- Nathan Young: Who leaves a dead body lying around to be discovered? We never do and we're not exactly the most competent killers.
- Nathan Young: I'm universally popular and well-liked. Why would anyone want to kill me?
- Curtis Donovan: I can think of a few reasons.
- Kelly Bailey: Shitloads.
- Simon Bellamy: You annoy people.
- Nathan Young: C'mon, man, it all adds up. Do the maths.
- Simon Bellamy: There is no maths
- Nathan Young: Right. She was here, plus no-one else was around. Times, she caught me leering at her semi-naked. Divided by, all the weird shit that happens to us. Equals guilty.
- Nathan Young: I'm jealous of your neat hair... and that strange staring the ladies seem to love so much.
- Alisha Daniels: Do you want to walk in together? You don't have to if you're embarrassed to be seen with me.
- Simon Bellamy: I'd never be embarrassed to be seen with you.
- Alisha Daniels: Don't speak to him like that.
- Nathan Young: Why are you sticking up for him? Do you love him?
- Alisha Daniels: Why don't you go and suck yourself off?
- Nathan Young: I wish I could. I can never reach it.
- Nikki: If I had your power. I'd wait until I was coming and I'd rewind a couple of seconds and just hover in the moment.
- [starts faking an orgasm, makes a rewind sound and starts faking again]
- Curtis Donovan: You're too good at faking it. Most people would want to do something useful, like go back in time and kill Hitler or something.
- Nikki: Right. But after after I'm done killing Hitler, I'm doing the thing with the orgasms.