- [referring to "ad libs" written into scripts]
- Walter Kiernan - Host: By the way, Dagmar, do you like to have things written for you?
- Dagmar - Panelist: No, I'd rather just - unless it's the bank...
- Walter Kiernan - Host: ...Oh, that's good, yes...
- Dagmar - Panelist: I'd rather just say anything so I know it's new, too.
- Dagmar - Panelist: My brothers are Jack and Bobby Joe and Danny and my sisters' names are Jean, Mary Ann and Theresa and mine is Dagmar.
- Walter Kiernan - Host: And yours is Dagmar...
- Dagmar - Panelist: And my mother's name is Spicy and daddy's name is Ray.
- Walter Kiernan - Host: Spicy?
- Dagmar - Panelist: Isn't that cute? And she was born in Sugar Tree, West Virginia...
- Walter Kiernan - Host: ...And her name's Spicy?...
- Dagmar - Panelist: And everybody thinks I'm kidding, but that's true.
- Walter Kiernan - Host: No, most people are born on the ground. That's a new one.