Scared Shrekless (2010 TV Movie)
Cody Cameron: Pinocchio, Three Pigs
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Quotes
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Pinocchio : [hanging by his string, Shrek closes curtain on him] Hey! I worked hard on this costume!
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Pinocchio : [possessed] When you wish upon a star, you get lots of stuff!
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Shrek : Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.
Pinocchio : Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!
Wolf : This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.
Pinocchio : Actually, if you look at it with *my* perspective...
Gingerbread Man : Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares! Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true! Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night...
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Pinocchio : Eww! I'm too young to have termites!
The Cricket : I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket.
Pinocchio : You were the voice in my head this whole time?
The Cricket : That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in...
[Pinocchio squashes him]
Shrek : The end.
Pinocchio : That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone!
Shrek : Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience!
[shows Pinocchio a cricket in his hand]
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Three Pigs : [as they run away after Gingy's story] Whee, whee, whee!
Wolf : They're gonna do that all the way home. I better go too. They're my ride.
