Clue Club (TV Series)

The Missing Pig Caper (1976)

Bob Hastings: D.D.

Quotes 

• [a Food Supply Company unloads boxes of food to Reginald Glut's house] 

  D.D. : Wow, looks like he's stocking up for the next ten years.

  Pepper : You kidding? The way he eats, that's probably just for the weekend.

• Pepper : It is hot.

  D.D. : You can say that again.

  Pepper : Why? Didn't you hear me the first time?

• Larry : Hang on for twenty minutes, fellas, and you'll have all the ice cream you can eat.

  Dotty : [suddenly appears]  Me too?

  Larry : Dotty! Now, you know what I said.

  Dotty : And you were absolutely right.

  D.D. : This ought to be a good one.

  Dotty : I really was gonna bring my chocolate fudge and enter it, but I knew I'd never get away with it. Not with you. You're just too smart for me, Larry.

  Larry : So you came down to tell me that, right?

  Dotty : Uh-huh. It's only fair.

  D.D. : She's my idol. Why can't I think of things like that?

• D.D. : Sure is dark down here.

  Pepper : That's a brilliant observation, D.D.

  D.D. : Spooky, too.

  Pepper : That's a dumb observation, D.D., 'cause if you say it again, I'm gonna clobber you.

• D.D. : Do you think we'll recognize Sweet Pea if we see him?

  Pepper : D.D., he has four legs, two ears, a snout, and weighs 2000 pounds. I think we'll recognize him.

• [about Reginald Glut's pizza-shaped doorbell] 

  Larry : How do you like the doorbell?

  D.D. : Tasty.

  Pepper : Nothing flashy. Just your simple basic sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, salami, onion, olive, and meatball pizza with a touch of caviar and a slice of avocado.

• [a mysterious man pushes a large box down, narrowly missing D.D. and Pepper] 

  Pepper : D.D., can a box fall all by itself?

  D.D. : Sure, it can.

  Pepper : No, it can't.

  D.D. : You're right, it can't.

  Pepper : You know what I'm gonna do?

  D.D. : The same thing I'm gonna do?

  Pepper : I think so.

  [Pepper and D.D. run away with the mysterious man following in pursuit]